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The act of A woman who having sex with a horse in the back of a double wide trailer while 4-6 pigs have a orgy in the corner and the farmer is jerking with mayo as lubricant to his penis while the chickens watch. The horse then becomes very erect and comes in the woman, she can not take this special pain and has to go to the hospital afterward and the doctor has to fist the woman to save her life while the nurse has and orgy with the woman's family
Mother thought I was at mass, but I was really out horseing around
by John Gatsby February 27, 2017
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