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Horse Rub 

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.
Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!
Horse Rub by Birdie B January 3, 2013
Words you can keep

Horse Rub 

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"
Horse Rub by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

horse cock forehead rubbing 

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.
Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.

Rubber Horse 

One of the fictional implements of the invention process.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a rubber horse.
Rubber Horse by Fosko January 24, 2011

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE 

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
"so where were you last night?"
----
"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

rubber hose 

The act of going to the receiving end of a glory hole and pulling as hard as you can on someone's penis until it beings to look like a rubber garden hose
I was catching some dome at a glory hole when the asshole gripped and ripped. Made my shit look like a rubber hose

Rubber hose style 

an art style used mostly used in the 1920's and 1930's. it has the most cartoon logic ever and has a lot of sexualized stereotype girls in it for some reason.
person 1: "the Rubber hose style sure is weird!"
person 2 "you can say that again 🙄😒"
Rubber hose style by Maxinezz May 30, 2023
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