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horny be gone 

A brand of pills that is the inverse of Viagra with prolonged effects.
Here, take this! *gives horny be gone*
horny be gone by TheSwaggyHobo July 27, 2021

How to be horny 

Watch fucking boku no pico Anime

//Elin 2020
Person 1: "Hey! How to be horny?"
Person 2: "3 Words. Boku no pico. Search it up."

horny beast 

A person who is horny all day and everyday. Cant resist a girl's hot bod. will do anything to get his/her hands on you.
"I went to franks house on friday, he was all over me, he was definately a horny beast."
"I was cuddling with Jesse and he pressured me to let him feel me up, now i call him a horny beast"
horny beast by Maddie Crawford August 22, 2008

horny beaver

a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.
What the hell is wrong with that kid?

Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.

Oh it all makes sense now!
horny beaver by Matthew A October 1, 2008

horny bear 

noun.

1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.

The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.

2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
horny bear by passthecoolwhip September 22, 2010

Being horny 

When you are horny when you reading the definitions
Saul is being horny because of the porn videos,his cock is getting hard and ready to cum.And ready to fuck a guy
Being horny by The Horny teenager December 31, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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