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Horn Blower 

Someone who likes to give oral sex.
Jody is a great Horn Blower!
Horn Blower by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014
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California Horn Blower 

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.
So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!
California Horn Blower by ghmojo March 12, 2010

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.
Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.
hornblower by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Horatio Hornblower 

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.
Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.
Horatio Hornblower by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hornblower’s Fudge 

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.
Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.
Hornblower’s Fudge by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

hornblower

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.
hornblower by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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