Horn Blower

Someone who likes to give oral sex.

Jody is a great Horn Blower!

by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

California Horn Blower

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.

So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!

by ghmojo March 12, 2010

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Horatio Hornblower

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hornblower’s Fudge

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.

Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.

by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

hornblower

One who gives blowjobs.

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.

by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004