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California Horn Blower 

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.
So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!

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While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.
Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.
hornblower by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Horatio Hornblower 

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.
Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.
Horatio Hornblower by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hornblower’s Fudge 

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.
Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.
Hornblower’s Fudge by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

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Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.
hornblower by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004