hoove 

To suck so much dick that its like a vacuum.

John: Did you hear that Blake hooved Nick's d?
Stephen: Yea hes a total slut.

hoove by madmax779 September 9, 2006

Hoove 

The act of vocalizations when shitting, bowel movements causing a person to audibly groan whilst defecating.

Luckily after his second coffee, Bill made it to his favourite toilet stall and began to hoove just before Lincoln's log was laid to rest.

Hoove by JustinCase78 September 16, 2018

hoove it 

Used when someone must suck, or hoot, a marijuana smoking device, most often a bong, with the intensity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner to finish their respective bowl and or chamber.

That's a big bowl man, you'll really have to hoove it.

hoove it by Ashton "The SwampRat" Wilson August 25, 2008

Hoove covers 

a large persons foot covered with a sock....to prevent the noice during a stampede. to prevent those embarassing moments at the beach

Honey put on your hoove covers before you scratch the new hard wood floors.

Hoove covers by weknowstuff August 11, 2009

beer hoove 

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.

Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove

beer hoove by bunge June 18, 2007

Moose Hoove 

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.

Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.

Moose Hoove by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020