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Cock Hopping Ho

An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.
Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?

Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.

Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.

cock hopping 

Phrase used to describe a person having multiple male sexual partners within a brief span of time. Similar in theory, but should not be confused with: bar hopping.
"I just got out of a long-term relationship. It's cock hopping time."

"I don't call it dating. I call it cock hopping."

"I've been cock hopping for the last few months in search of the perfect match."
cock hopping by K Reese August 31, 2013

cock hooking nose 

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.
Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!

cock hopping 

a term used for someone usually male that will say anything to anyone to get ahead in online gaming
wow that guy just is cock hopping everywhere and still no one likes him. what a fag
cock hopping by Adoro July 28, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026