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hoodered

To get spied upon, stalked, and then screwed over at work by a co-worker using information of the internet.
Did you hear about Tom? Sue found out about him selling stuff online while he was at work and hoodered him.
by Chister April 6, 2010
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Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)
She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?
by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010
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Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.
by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021
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Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.
DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?
by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009
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hookered out

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
by core J August 29, 2005
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hootered up

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.
Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.
by cassc4413 December 28, 2009
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heavily hootered

An adjective describing God's gracious gift of an exceptionally large bosom.
John: Five o'clock my man! Check out the biknockulars on that one!
Rick: By George is that woman is heavily hootered. I mean cannons, people! Big ol' boobies!
by dawg32123212345 September 28, 2008
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