Hoonjob

When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.

Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran

by JONATHAN TRAN "RUDIGEr May 14, 2009

hornjob

1. A term in the Brony fandom that refers to the act of a pony sucking on a unicorn's horn, sexually or not.

2. Any work done to a unicorn's horn (such as filing).

Whenever Rarity goes to the spa, she gets a hornjob as part of the package.

by DK_The_White November 13, 2011

hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

hornjob

A person who hasn't had intercourse in a while and is feeling excessively rambunctious.

"Rah bredda stop chirpsing me! your such a hornjob!"

by Jojoba January 17, 2008

hoodjob

A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)

1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3

by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

Hootjob

When someone has 3 fingers that are actually toe thumbs gives a handjob it becomes a hootjob.

Damn, Megan gave me a hootjob last night, what a saucy minx

by Unbenchable April 30, 2021

hoonbobberquandiggle

to be very confused or to be Squabbled beyond belief.

" I don't know i'm very hoonbobberquandiggle right now."

by FourScissors144 October 31, 2023