hoofjob 

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

hoofjob by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Hoffjob 

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.

"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"

Hoffjob by Dr.suess June 26, 2012

Hoof Job 

Getting jerked off by a sheep. It can also refer to the act of being jerked off by a club-handed woman

Danno loves to love sheep and dreams of receiving a hoof job one day

Hoof Job by robjohn105 February 18, 2008

Hoonjob

When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.

Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran

Hoonjob by JONATHAN TRAN "RUDIGEr May 14, 2009

hoodjob 

A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)

1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3

hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

Hootjob 

When someone has 3 fingers that are actually toe thumbs gives a handjob it becomes a hootjob.

Damn, Megan gave me a hootjob last night, what a saucy minx

Hootjob by Unbenchable April 30, 2021