hoodjob

A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)

1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3

by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 4, 2013

hoodmobile

A old car usually warn down often would be worth more in scrap than for sale often associated with low income community’s

Dan you ride in a hoodmobile

by Hibachi July 21, 2021

hood job

A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.

Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.

by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010

hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

holdjob

The act of firmly gripping a sexual partners testicles and the base of their penis while they masturbate. Moaning suggested

Ashleigh sweetly proclaimed the signifigance of my cock hile she performed a holdjob.

by Marco Zach January 11, 2012

Hoodjabi

A Muslim girls who wears a hijab just to have her edges done and out with some big ass hoop earrings the size of a basketball. Always chewing gum and goes to the bathroom to get a hit from her juul. Still reads some of the Quran and prays 3 times a day. Can drag a bitch any day of the week.

Look at that girl over there. She’s such a hoodjabi. I saw her at the mosque Saturday tho.

by Audreyana November 15, 2019