Hootjob

When someone has 3 fingers that are actually toe thumbs gives a handjob it becomes a hootjob.

Damn, Megan gave me a hootjob last night, what a saucy minx

by Unbenchable April 30, 2021

Hortjob

A type of sexual stimulation to the penis that involves the ear.

"Hey dude, did you get a blowjob from that chick last night?"
"No man, but she gave me the best hortjob ever."

by hort_enthusiast January 2, 2021

hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Hoonjob

When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.

Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran

by JONATHAN TRAN "RUDIGEr May 14, 2009

hoodjob

A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)

1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3

by muratSucuk February 4, 2017