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A type of sexual stimulation to the penis that involves the ear.
"Hey dude, did you get a blowjob from that chick last night?"
"No man, but she gave me the best hortjob ever."
Hortjob by hort_enthusiast January 2, 2021
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1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris
Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
hoofjob by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.
Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran
A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)
1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3
hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026