Hootjob
Hootjob by Unbenchable April 30, 2021
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Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
hoofjob by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026