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A type of sexual stimulation to the penis that involves the ear.
"Hey dude, did you get a blowjob from that chick last night?"
"No man, but she gave me the best hortjob ever."
Hortjob by hort_enthusiast January 2, 2021
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1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris
Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
hoofjob by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.
Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran
A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)
1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3
hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017