hornjob 

1. A term in the Brony fandom that refers to the act of a pony sucking on a unicorn's horn, sexually or not.

2. Any work done to a unicorn's horn (such as filing).

Whenever Rarity goes to the spa, she gets a hornjob as part of the package.

hornjob by DK_The_White November 13, 2011

hornjob 

A person who hasn't had intercourse in a while and is feeling excessively rambunctious.

"Rah bredda stop chirpsing me! your such a hornjob!"

hornjob by Jojoba January 17, 2008

Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.

Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!

Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011

hornoob 

Hornoob is a slang term for a newcomer to online gaming or an Internet activity. hornoobs may be bullied by more experienced players of some games. The term is also used more broadly for newcomers to any activity where their inexperience puts them at a disadvantage. Although it is often derogatory, it need not be so and is sometimes used neutrally, without implying a value judgment. Not to be confused with "Noob".

Alf Kåre is a hornoob.

hornoob by Grakoon Svendsen May 12, 2008

Hortjob 

A type of sexual stimulation to the penis that involves the ear.

"Hey dude, did you get a blowjob from that chick last night?"
"No man, but she gave me the best hortjob ever."

Hortjob by hort_enthusiast January 2, 2021

horngobble 

It is the act of gobbling a horn (a.k.a. blow job) First off, woman/man must actually enjoy and revel in toying with a penis. It must be entered into lightly by flicking one's tongue gently all over the ever-growing member. If you are new to this; practice with an ice cream cone by moving your tongue languidly to form the ice cream in points and swirls. Also push the ice cream into the cone to gain strength to go the distance. Enjoy horngobbling as you would eating the most delicious ice cream cone and you will gain respect rather than calories.

What would a man consider a great date in Saskatchewan? He goes to the game with his friends, has a few libations, places a bet, wins the bet, goes to a bar and meets a number of beautiful women, leaves and shares a cab ride home with a woman he met at the bar, gets his horngobble on the way home, jumps out of the cab alone, goes home, pops a few advil and falls asleeep in front of the TV watching porn.

horngobble by mpellet April 13, 2011

Hoonjob

When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.

Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran

Hoonjob by JONATHAN TRAN "RUDIGEr May 14, 2009