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Hoogwater is the one and only best last name of all times, this last name is originally from Holland and only Hoogwaters may say this "who run the world? HOOGWATER!!" Hoogwaters take pride on who they are, most hoogwaters are only know for their last name, most people don't even know their first name. these people are smart, nice, sweet and a lot more. and besides that they are incredibly sexy. IF YOU EVERY LAND A HOOGWATER DONT LOOSE THEM, YOU WIL REGRET IT1
1: yo, who is that over there?

2: bro that's Hoogwater!
1: Is that her last name?

2: yeah why?
1: do you not know her first name?

2: bro no one knows her first name.
Hoogwater by sussy little baka December 6, 2021
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hogwater 

Squadmate 1: Bro come help me troll this kid, he's hogwater at the game.
Squadmate 2: Aight bet.
hogwater by BigManBeanie March 26, 2022

Mexican Hogwater 

When you chug half a bottle of tequila then piss in it filling it back up. Then you give the bottle to your disliked aquantence. They are then drinking Mexican hogwater.
Brian always drinks all my liquor so Igave Brian's ass some Mexican Hogwater last night. He never noticed something was wrong with the bottle.
Mexican Hogwater by Chongolot 69 November 15, 2021

Hoogwerf 

I made it into Hogwarts...

That's nothing, I made it into Hoogwerf
Hoogwerf by The Superior Brit November 1, 2012

hotdogwaterjuice 

discord kool guy, likes blue cheese and will give you free minecraft accounts lel
Suck on my dick please!!!! Ill be nice like hotdogwaterjuice
hotdogwaterjuice by Ryuuu January 11, 2021

hoodratery 

Stop that hoodratery and quit twerking on the table!
hoodratery by anonymous August 21, 2022

Hoogwerf 

Verb:
to demean, talk down to, threaten and ultimately power harass which cause quitting or being forced out of a company.
"My clients were outsourced after years being the best ranked and surviving vituperation from the manager, vis-a-vis; I was hoogwerfed.
Hoogwerf by Gary's backlash August 29, 2023