When you chug half a bottle of tequila then piss in it filling it back up. Then you give the bottle to your disliked aquantence. They are then drinking Mexican hogwater.
Brian always drinks all my liquor so Igave Brian's ass some Mexican Hogwater last night. He never noticed something was wrong with the bottle.
Hoogwater is the one and only best last name of all times, this last name is originally from Holland and only Hoogwaters may say this "who run the world? HOOGWATER!!" Hoogwaters take pride on who they are, most hoogwaters are only know for their last name, most people don't even know their first name. these people are smart, nice, sweet and a lot more. and besides that they are incredibly sexy. IF YOU EVERY LAND A HOOGWATER DONT LOOSE THEM, YOU WIL REGRET IT1
1: yo, who is that over there?
2: bro that's Hoogwater!
1: Is that her last name?
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"