Hoobles

A person who is over 63 years of age

My grandmother is hoobles because she is 65 years old.

by Skellymcgee32 October 26, 2019

Hobblestork

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

by Dawija February 22, 2011

Hobblesquatch

Sexual position of placing the female partner on her back while moving her legs over her body. With feet flat on both sides of the female, the male partner then squats above her legs placing the penis straight down into her vagina. With a “Z in the knee” the male partner then squats down and continues to penetrate her.

Sometimes my old lady and me we get bored and Hobblesquatch.

by Bigpapasnoop July 30, 2008

Hoobleh

Bleh blah in the hoobleh; used in the absence of an idea.

Bleh, blah, hoobleh!

by Hoobleh May 2, 2005

Calvin and Hobbles

Nickname for the current QB/WR tandem for the Detroit Lions. Refers to Calvin Johnson and the oft hurt Daunte Culpepper.

The Lions ended the season 0-16 last year despite the best efforts of Calvin and Hobbles.

by 3_inch_thrill April 10, 2009

Hoobies

Hairy Boobies or Hair Around he Boobies

Lee Has Hoobies!!
He Should Shave Them!!

by --SqueaK-- September 22, 2005

hoobes

a dog's feet, namely those that look like a horse's hooves.

My dog Rosie's hoobes are super cute!

by halvox July 14, 2018