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Hong Kong Don 

Any man from Hong Kong that took the risk of pursuing his true passion regardless of what society expected from him, successfully earning a full-time income and eventually securing financial wealth purely from living his dreams, elevating his own lifestyle and taking care of his family during the process. A man that overcame countless hardships and obstacles to escape the rat race and live a life of success and freedom on his own terms, accumulating not only a substantial amount of money but also unanimous respect and a loyal following from being himself.

He has developed iron grit and sharp instincts from decades of surviving in the concrete jungle known as Hong Kong, allowing him to manifest anything he puts his mind to. A trilingual tongue of native Cantonese, English and Mandarin from a local upbringing makes him a force to be reckoned with in any professional setting. His boundless energy and drive is powered by the soul and blood of an ancient dragon within him. His ambition and power comes from the wrath of his ancestors who went through lifetimes of pain and struggle for him to exist, a weight that he carries with ease on his way to the top of the world.
That man been getting to the bag, he a Hong Kong Don for sure.
Hong Kong Don by cheekclappercheng February 28, 2025
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Hong Kong Dong 

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
Hong Kong Dong by Duke Fenton January 9, 2022

Hong Kong Dong 

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.
Hong Kong Dong by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010

hong kong long dong 

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day 

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).
"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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