Honey Spoon 

Honey Spoon is honey on a spoon eaten for a quick pick-me-up snack....But it really should be good honey, preferably raw, organic stuff. Pasteurized bear-bottle bunk is not happy-making and does not have the medicinality of a good Honey Spoon.

I don't really have time for breakfast, but a little honey spoon is just the ticket.

Want some honey on toast? Hell naw, I'll just have honey spoon.

Honey Spoon by Ho Spo August 24, 2009

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey 

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey by pentozali December 28, 2005

Hokey Spoons 

Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.

That's Hokey Spoons!

Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.

Hokey Spoons by Bluchkn April 13, 2023

Honeypoon

The wedding night after the process by which two homosexual females commit to each other for life. The honeymoon after a gay marriage.

Jane and Janet are going to Maui for their Honeypoon!

Honeypoon by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Honeypoon Period 

That wonderful time at the beginning of a relationship where the fights are far away in the distance and the sex is seemingly never ending. The time before you could possibly accept anything negative points about your significant other.

Typically lasts no more than 6 months max.

Man 1: "Why did you break up with your Girlfriend?"
Man 2: "The Honeypoon period ended and it all went downhill."

Honeypoon Period by BigNath January 4, 2010

honeyswoon 

(v.) To be more exited about the honeymoon than the actual wedding.

I'm pretty sure Barabara was honeyswooning when she said "yes" to Joe's request of marriage.

honeyswoon by _M450N January 11, 2009