Honeypoon

The wedding night after the process by which two homosexual females commit to each other for life. The honeymoon after a gay marriage.

Jane and Janet are going to Maui for their Honeypoon!

by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Honeypoon Period

That wonderful time at the beginning of a relationship where the fights are far away in the distance and the sex is seemingly never ending. The time before you could possibly accept anything negative points about your significant other.

Typically lasts no more than 6 months max.

Man 1: "Why did you break up with your Girlfriend?"
Man 2: "The Honeypoon period ended and it all went downhill."

by BigNath January 4, 2010

honemoon

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

by #1ABF December 5, 2014

Honemoon

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

Honeypotting

When a person uses things that you either enjoy or arouse you to do what they want.

He loved girls with glasses and thought that bitch was as blind as a bat. She was honeypotting him.

by Dr. Fincher March 31, 2015

honeymoon snow

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

by CMFS February 5, 2010