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homogobblin

A leveled up glizzy gladiator with a craving for homosexual blood.
Mark Zuccerburg: I finally got a glizzy gladiator
Jeff Bezos: level him up some more to get a homogobblin, it unlocks the drain ability
by Helpful_yeast_infection January 28, 2022
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Homogobblin

A vampire that gives head to get blood
Rick Astley: Did you know james is a homogobblin
Arnold Shwartznigger: Yeah he zucced me off last night and now I need a blood donation
by Kinky_Seggs January 28, 2022
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homogoblins

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
by newton64 October 13, 2008
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hemogoblin

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
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Homogoblin

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs
You see that orc get homogoblined!
by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004
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Homogoblin

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021
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Heemogobblin

You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!
I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!
by tim mitchell July 4, 2003
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