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Homogobblin 

A vampire that gives head to get blood
Rick Astley: Did you know james is a homogobblin
Arnold Shwartznigger: Yeah he zucced me off last night and now I need a blood donation
Homogobblin by Kinky_Seggs January 28, 2022

homogoblins 

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008

hemogoblin 

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

Homogoblin 

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs
You see that orc get homogoblined!
Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004

Homogoblin 

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021

Heemogobblin 

You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!
I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!
Heemogobblin by tim mitchell July 4, 2003