hobgobblin
Little Johnny's mom caught him with his hand in da cookie jar, so he couldn't use da hobgobblin excuse as to why da cookies were disappearing. :P
hobgobblin by QuacksO December 3, 2021
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Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin
Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016
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Hobgoblin
A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.
I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin
Hobgoblin by The anal douche March 22, 2020
Hobgoblin
Hobgoblin Orange
1) A bright orange water-based paint made by Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop, for painting grotesque fantasy war-gaming lead figures with.
2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.
2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.
I was shagging this chav bird in the bogs at Diamond's last night, and her Hobgoblin Orange rubbed off all over me cock and bollocks!
Hobgoblin Orange by Locoenelcoco August 25, 2009
Hobgoblining
Hobgoblining by II Arc II December 9, 2021
hobgobbler
Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?
Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
hobgobbler by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006
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