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The process of turning a person into a hoe.
"Wow Jerry sure did a good job hoeifying Sarah."
Hoeify by Jesusismywaifu November 25, 2018

homification 

the act of decorating one's office to make it more like home since people spend more time at the office than with their families.
Great homification Jason! That plant really adds a special touch.
homification by Mama March 25, 2005

Hot Hominy Grits 

An expression to show excitement or positive feelings. An intense feeling for something or someone.

Also, 120 calorie food item that dining facilities serve in Kuwait and Iraq for U.S. and NATO troops.
Hot Hominy Grits, that is one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen.
Hot Hominy Grits by berrywhite November 22, 2011
1) How black people say "harmony".

2) A large, swollen piece of corn that does not show up in your dookie the next day.
1) Let me aks you sumthin, do you think Boyz II Men or Bel Biv Devoe has better hominys? I think Boyz II Men has da best hominys on earf!

2)Please pass the Hominy O'brien.
Hominy by tbizzy2 October 13, 2022

homification 

Coming to the conclusion that the same sex object of your desire must be gay/lesbian, simply because you wish it so. Famous examples include Jake Gyllenhall, Hugh Jackman and Olympic diving champ Alexandre Despatie.
Blaine: "I'm telling you, Alexandre Despatie is gay."

Rod: "Sorry, but he's totally straight. Why do you think he's gay?"

Blaine: "Cuz he's too hot to be straight and I need to believe I've got a chance in hell with him."

Rod: "Resorting to homification is just pathetic."
homification by cjp43 October 22, 2010

Fag Homifag 

Variant of "ad hominem".

When a person cannot come up with a response in a debate other than "your gay" or something along those lines.
Person 1: I personally believe that free markets inspire creativity and fairness.

Person 2: YOUR GAY!!!11

Person 1: Fag Homifag much?
Fag Homifag by birchofacookie November 5, 2010