5 definitions by tbizzy2
When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019
Yo dawg, we really canyon city cluster fucked that honky cuz his Anus be prolapsed ‘n shit! He be turn’t-out!
by tbizzy2 August 28, 2019
Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.
1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019
When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 26, 2023
1) How black people say "harmony".
2) A large, swollen piece of corn that does not show up in your dookie the next day.
2) A large, swollen piece of corn that does not show up in your dookie the next day.
1) Let me aks you sumthin, do you think Boyz II Men or Bel Biv Devoe has better hominys? I think Boyz II Men has da best hominys on earf!
2)Please pass the Hominy O'brien.
2)Please pass the Hominy O'brien.
by tbizzy2 October 13, 2022