Homiehostasis

The state of balancing one's social life between friends of the same sex and sexual deviants of the opposing sex. Homiehostasis can only be achieved normally by people with too much free time, as if one has any responsibilities they choose to attend to, they will receive complaints from the side they choose to disengage from. Homiehostasis put simply is managing your interactions of both your bros and your ho's.
Synonymous with Bromehostasis.

Man, I have been keeping the bros before ho's, my homiehostasis is out of wack.
Bro, my homiehostasis has been on point lately, I have achieved nirvana.

by RiggaPlease January 28, 2022

homiebrostasis

The balance achieved when two males form lasting platonic bonds.

Dan and Gary were the best of friends until Becky showed up and disrupted their homiebrostasis.

by Hector Gazeebo January 6, 2015

Homiestasis

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.

Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis

by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010

homieostasis

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.

"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"

by yungquezo December 24, 2018

Homeostasis

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.

My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.

by Joshof7gyms June 22, 2011

homiehoestasis

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)

Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)

by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

Homiestasis

When you gotta stay neutral in a fight between homies

Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...

by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015