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Homie-Hoe-stasis

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.
"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."
by Fuet July 27, 2017
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homie hoe stasis

The way a homie would balance the care to the homies and the hoe (girlfriend/wife) in a equal way.
I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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homiehoestasis

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)
Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)
by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021
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