Homie-Hoe-stasis 

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

Homie-Hoe-stasis by Fuet July 27, 2017

homie hoe stasis 

The way a homie would balance the care to the homies and the hoe (girlfriend/wife) in a equal way.

I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will

homie hoe stasis by anonymous November 30, 2020

homiehoestasis 

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)

Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)

homiehoestasis by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021