Homie-Hoe-stasis

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

Homie-Hoe-stasis by Fuet July 27, 2017

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homie hoe stasis

The way a homie would balance the care to the homies and the hoe (girlfriend/wife) in a equal way.

I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will

homie hoe stasis by anonymous November 30, 2020

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homiehoestasis

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)

Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)

homiehoestasis by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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