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homieostasis 

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.
"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"
homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018

Homiehostasis 

The state of balancing one's social life between friends of the same sex and sexual deviants of the opposing sex. Homiehostasis can only be achieved normally by people with too much free time, as if one has any responsibilities they choose to attend to, they will receive complaints from the side they choose to disengage from. Homiehostasis put simply is managing your interactions of both your bros and your ho's.
Synonymous with Bromehostasis.
Man, I have been keeping the bros before ho's, my homiehostasis is out of wack.
Bro, my homiehostasis has been on point lately, I have achieved nirvana.
Homiehostasis by RiggaPlease January 28, 2022

Homieostasis 

A relatively stable state of platonic relationship between two individuals wherein one member of the relationship ejaculates in the other's anus and the other, in return, ejaculates in the first's anus.
Bill and Joshua have reached homieostasis, according to Mary, who said she spotted them ejaculating in each other's anuses.

My best friend and I have just reached homieostasis last night, I am excited to share this with my girlfriend!
Homieostasis by Homie Master April 20, 2022
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