Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)
Homie: Yo hop on in 15
You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.
Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!
You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)
Buy a
homiehoestasis
mug!
