Homeyopath 

Just a sincere healer working with alternative or complementary therapeutic techniques to aid mental and physical wellbeing.

"homeo- or homoio-
pref.

Like; similar: homeostasis.
Greek homoio-, from homoios, from homos, same; see sem- in Indo-European roots."

Derived from homeo ie similar to and homey ie a close friend, carer or person of support.

'-path' Used to form nouns indicating someone with a particular capability, as a type of remedial treatment eg osteopath.

Homeyo-path...ie same, similar to conventional, alternative therapeutic healer of disease or illness where people need all round support where conventional and rigid close minded management may not be holistically sufficient, optimum or ideal.

"The doctors or conventional treatment methods were failing so the homeyopath fulfilled gaps due to the existing arrogant inadequacies".

Homeyopath by Dictionaries101 December 22, 2020

homeyopathic 

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

homeyopathic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

homeopathic beer by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

Homeopathy 

Medicine able to cure everything except actual illness.

Example: Chop a homeopaths leg off.

Cure that homeopathy!

Homeopathy by tlc01 January 25, 2011

homeopathic intelligence 

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.

Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

homeopathic intelligence by Fearman April 10, 2008

Homeapathy

The medical practice of ignoring your ailment in the hope it disappears.

Nah, I'm not going to bother going to the doctor I'm into Homeapathy now.

Homeapathy by Scarydog October 7, 2010

Homeopathy 

A fraud scheme that has been running since the 1700's by which a guillible person is sold a substance, usually pure water, as a cure for various ailments. At its inception, an elaborate set of pseudoscientific/pseudoreligeous principles, as a basis for homeopathy, were developed as a smoke screen for the perpatrators to avoid prosecution by the state. Due to the fact that medical science was embryonic at the time, convincing con artists could put forth wild stories regarding how their wonder cures worked, and no credible establishment could contradict them.

The statement "like cures like" is often used, and is qualified by the reasoning that the more dilute a substance becomes, the more potent it becomes. Despite the rational, scientific age that we live in there are many people who, irrationally, believe in homeopathy. Sadly many people with dire health problems, desperate for hope, will spend all they have on a homeopathic cure which consists entirely of either water, sugar pills, or some other such placebo. All objective examinations of homeopathy quickly determine that it could only be a centuries-old get rich quick scheme, as there is no legitimate scientific or medical reasoning behind it.

Mary: I went to a Homeopath today to treat my herpes! He took some herbs, and diluted them with water unitl there wasn't a single atom of the herbs left, and then sold me an ounce of the water for only $200!
Mary's children: Mommy, will we eat today?
Mary: No dearie, mommy needs the grocery money for her homeopathy and the palm reader this month.

Homeopathy by Clump12345 August 23, 2011