Homeskooled

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The act of getting owned by someone who has been home schooled.

Did you see how Chris was workin' that girl all night? Yet she still went home with Tom? Snap, Chris got homeskooled.

Homeskooled by StreetMeat August 23, 2011

Words you can keep

homeschooled shmuck

a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck

You homeschooled shmuck!

homeschooled shmuck by Joel traw January 28, 2017

Homeschooled Weird

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.

Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

Homeschooled Weird by Done it all dave December 13, 2022

homeschooled

Word reffering to something that is lame, not exactly cool in society today. A very unpopular situation, person, object or any other noun you can think of.

"My phone is always broken, its so homeschooled"

"That new kid is so homeschooled"

"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"

homeschooled by Mitchell Moss, Gettings/Kellen April 12, 2008

Homeschooled

used to describe extremely intelligent, awkward, White Christian virgins who are unable to interact with other human beings due to lack of social exposure. (Usually end up being Olympians, [Youth Pastors}, or Musicians)

Homeschooler: *recites entire Declaration of Independence*
Person 1: what's with him?
Person 2: He's homeschooled
Homeschooler: *starts singing School House Rock songs*

Homeschooled by Taffinderp March 9, 2018

homeskool

Homeschooling done by illiterate parents, usually to "protect" thier children from "evil, secular" society. Most homeskooled kids go on to become overbreeders.

The girl was homeskooled, and as a result, couldn't read past a grade 2 level.

homeskool by Heather Canuck June 11, 2006

Homeschooledness

The effects being homeschooled has on a person. The individual presents behaviors such as: Not knowing basic trends, never being able to pick up on social cues, not knowing popular songs and sayings.

Why doesn’t John know this song? It’s because of the homeschooledness.

Homeschooledness by Homeschooler revolution March 2, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026