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Homeshopping 

Taking groceries from your parents' house because you're poor student.
"I went homeshopping at my parents' house cause I ran out of money and cheese"
Homeshopping by Guyguy22 October 17, 2019

home shopping network 

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.
The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.
home shopping network by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

home shopping network 

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

home shopping network 

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.

home shopping network 

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.
I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.
home shopping network by Deezy June 24, 2003

hoehopping 

When an adult human utilises their sexual prowess to convince a series of partners to let them bunk in their home *without monetary contribution* for a brief time in exchange for sexual offerings. The hoehopper will leave when their next hoe-stel 😉 arrangement has been seduced. The hoehopper uses this method to travel inexpensively, and to rack up their bodycount in the meanwhile!
Ike wants to take off for three months to do a tour, some hoehopping, and see the Rocky Mountains. He hopes to hop with snow bunnies or groupies. He's playing a tour with the band,but he told me that he isn't sleeping in a bus with 4 dudes for the next 3 months, so he is looking for some hoehopping targets.