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Definitions by Deezy

JOCK (verb)
"to jock"

Prolonged hitting on another person; to constantly and obviously pursue this person, and let em know that you're into them and want them
Sandra says that she and Harry are just friends, but really she's jocking him.

Youre obviously into that girl cuz youve been jocking her since we got here!

That guy is so hot, there are like 5 girls on his jock right now.

She makes an effort to run into him every day and has flirty convos with him online, she is so jocking him.
jock by Deezy August 5, 2005

home shopping network 

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.
I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.
home shopping network by Deezy June 24, 2003

face time 

What you do when you get caught by the po-pos.
face time by Deezy June 24, 2003
A retarded abbreviation of the two words "got to."

It is only used by idiots because of the following:
1. It's longer than writing "got to."
2. The correct way of saying it is "have to."
gotsta by Deezy June 24, 2003
They don't even play the whole damn video...
MTV by Deezy June 24, 2003

Jizzbomb 

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something
Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was
Jizzbomb by Deezy May 19, 2003
Someone who keeps it real, thug.

See Drama, skipp, deezy, nina, g-unit, tupac, pacino, terell owens
gangsta by deezy January 31, 2003