Deezy's definitions

jock

JOCK (verb)
"to jock"

Prolonged hitting on another person; to constantly and obviously pursue this person, and let em know that you're into them and want them

Sandra says that she and Harry are just friends, but really she's jocking him.

Youre obviously into that girl cuz youve been jocking her since we got here!

That guy is so hot, there are like 5 girls on his jock right now.

She makes an effort to run into him every day and has flirty convos with him online, she is so jocking him.

by Deezy August 5, 2005

face time

What you do when you get caught by the po-pos.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

40 ounce

40 ounces of pure malt liqour, OLD E

I was marinatin on the porch with my homies sippin on a 40

by deezy January 29, 2003

MTV

Mundane Television for mundane people.

They don't even play the whole damn video...

by Deezy June 24, 2003

home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

gotsta

A retarded abbreviation of the two words "got to."

It is only used by idiots because of the following:
1. It's longer than writing "got to."
2. The correct way of saying it is "have to."

I gotsta get this shoe out of my ass.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

Dea

Drug Enforcement Agencey, a branch of law enforcement, (See also PIGS)

oh shit nigga, its the dea, grab the ak and the kilo, we goin out like kamakiazes

by Deezy January 28, 2003