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homers law 

A law banning air horns after 3AM
If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now
homers law by sockondeez October 17, 2021

No Homers Club 

1. A club where one Homer is allowed.
2. A message board full of "Simpson" nutcases and weird characters.
"It's No Homers.. we're allowed to have one".
No Homers Club by Friz August 27, 2003

No Homers Club 

A nice board dedicated to the simpsons, which can be found at www.nohomers.net.
I spend way too much time at the No Homers Club.
No Homers Club by SomeOne August 27, 2003

No Homers Club 

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit
No Homers Club by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007

homesled 

American Negro slang meaning a person's primary automobile for transportation; a daily driver
Yo man, I just put 24" rims on my homesled.
homesled by MoonCoon November 6, 2012