Homerrhoids 

Haemorrhoids caused by the homosexual act of buggery.

A homosexual who has Haemorrhoids would in fact have Homerrhoids.

Homerrhoids by Millenia Centrifuge June 27, 2007

Hemerrhoid Tarp 

Another name for thong underwear.

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps

Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020

homorrhoids 

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

homorrhoids by flyingdog March 31, 2008

homorrhoid 

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse

Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang

homorrhoid by bergali September 22, 2010

Hemorrhoids 

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

Hemorrhoids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Haterrhoids 

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

Hemorrhoids 

Bleeding from the asshole.

My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.

Hemorrhoids by Ausstralian November 14, 2007