Homerrhoids
Homerrhoids by Millenia Centrifuge June 27, 2007
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Hemerrhoid Tarp
Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020
homorrhoids
homorrhoids by flyingdog March 31, 2008
homorrhoid
Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang
homorrhoid by bergali September 22, 2010
Hemorrhoids
When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
Hemorrhoids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
Haterrhoids
A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.
Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"
Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009
Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids by Ausstralian November 14, 2007
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