Homenometer
Homenometer by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009
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hoedometer
Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
hoedometer by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
Hoedometer
Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
Hoedometer by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006
Hornometer
A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak
Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.
Hornometer by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013
homometer
homometer by Brian blake November 18, 2003
Hornometer
The measurement of a persons level of horny.
scale is usually on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the horniest, 1 being the least
scale is usually on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the horniest, 1 being the least
Hornometer by Jerry-Michael February 27, 2009
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