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Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010
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Main Entry: hoedomยทeยทter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dรค-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.
by QuasarZ71 May 15, 2006
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An instrument for measuring the sexual mileage of a hoe.
Amber is turning 30 today, but damn ! Her hoedometer is prob clocking in at close to 45 dicks !
by Lieglord June 06, 2018
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