Homaker
You remember when that test tube shot girl tried to nipple cripple me, I almost dropped a homaker on that girl by accident.
Homaker by NippleCrippleDefender May 26, 2009
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HOMATER
HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.
Hoemaker
When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
Hoaker
A usually derogatory phrase from Northern Ireland. Also spelt ‘hoker’. A hoaker is someone who roots around in a place where they shouldn’t be rummaging, e.g. under someone’s bed, in someone’s bag or bins etc.
“Hoakin’ the bins are ye? Ye durtay hanillin ye”.
“What are you hoakin’ for the day?’
“Go and have a hoak for it, hoaker”.
“What are you hoakin’ for the day?’
“Go and have a hoak for it, hoaker”.
Hoaker by binkieboodle July 8, 2014
hamaker
hamaker by California Kid 1993 November 4, 2013
Honaker
A person who is not required to contribute to society in any meaningful manner, Generally a Nerd who plays silly card games and has his mom and or dad pay all of their bills for them even though they live in another Zip Code.
Guy 1: "Do you see that guy over there?" Guy 2: "The guy wearing the I heart mom T-Shirt?" Guy 1: "Yeah. he looks like a real Honaker" Guy 2: "I wish my mom paid my bills for me so I don't have to work too"
Honaker by The very hung Italian April 13, 2017
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