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Similar to a haymaker, but with an open-handed slap.
You remember when that test tube shot girl tried to nipple cripple me, I almost dropped a homaker on that girl by accident.
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HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.
You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!
HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019
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Hoemaker 

When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
Me: Julian gets so many girls and they always end up being hoes after he has sex with them

Caden: It’s because he’s a hoemaker
Hoemaker by cass03 July 2, 2019
A usually derogatory phrase from Northern Ireland. Also spelt ‘hoker’. A hoaker is someone who roots around in a place where they shouldn’t be rummaging, e.g. under someone’s bed, in someone’s bag or bins etc.
“Hoakin’ the bins are ye? Ye durtay hanillin ye”.

What are you hoakin’ for the day?’

“Go and have a hoak for it, hoaker”.
Hoaker by binkieboodle July 8, 2014
Small town in Southwest Virginia. Always has a great football team, alway Black Diamond District Champs. Beat Haysi, Hurley, and Twin Valley
How many people live in Honaker?
Honaker by tttb3 October 2, 2011
Having a large cock to go with a large body type and beard
Wow that husky kid has a big cock, must be a Hamaker
hamaker by California Kid 1993 November 4, 2013
A person who is not required to contribute to society in any meaningful manner, Generally a Nerd who plays silly card games and has his mom and or dad pay all of their bills for them even though they live in another Zip Code.
Guy 1: "Do you see that guy over there?" Guy 2: "The guy wearing the I heart mom T-Shirt?" Guy 1: "Yeah. he looks like a real Honaker" Guy 2: "I wish my mom paid my bills for me so I don't have to work too"
Honaker by The very hung Italian April 13, 2017
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