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Small town in Southwest Virginia. Always has a great football team, alway Black Diamond District Champs. Beat Haysi, Hurley, and Twin Valley
How many people live in Honaker?
Honaker by tttb3 October 2, 2011
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A person who is not required to contribute to society in any meaningful manner, Generally a Nerd who plays silly card games and has his mom and or dad pay all of their bills for them even though they live in another Zip Code.
Guy 1: "Do you see that guy over there?" Guy 2: "The guy wearing the I heart mom T-Shirt?" Guy 1: "Yeah. he looks like a real Honaker" Guy 2: "I wish my mom paid my bills for me so I don't have to work too"
Honaker by The very hung Italian April 13, 2017
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A shitty little shithole town located in southwestern Virginia, it’s full of jackasses who think they’re better then everyone even though they’re all just pretentious assholes.
Man you don’t wanna go to Honaker better stick to Grundy instead

amy honaker 

A slut who calls other people sluts. Babes, you're the starting point for STD's and lead to the spread of it by sleeping around too much. check the word slutty up and your name comes up. Try closing your legs for a change.
Google Search:
Define Slutty:Amy Honaker, 'you're such an Amy Honaker'

OR 'Eww, you have Amy Honaker?'
amy honaker by Paybacksabitch;) February 5, 2014

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

corn honker 

turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort
screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!
corn honker by katotool January 3, 2008

side honker 

The passanger in the car who reaches over to honk your horn at other cars that pissed them off
I hate driving with Savanna, everytime we're in the car she gets roadrage and becomes a side honker
side honker by 3 Sunshines June 12, 2016
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