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Holzbauer 

The last name of people who succeed. People who have this last name are a important part of your life if you ever pass by them. They are chatty and are jokesters.
Girl: Did you see those Holzbauers?
Boy: I know they are so funny
Holzbauer by Potato15 February 25, 2021
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Holzhauser 

a secret ninja that acts like a blonde. note: it will kill you!
Wow! I'd better watch out for that Holzhauser.
Holzhauser by Rh+S=<3 October 25, 2009

Hofbauer 

Someone that rides a tricycle to get around and likes going over bumps.
I looked to my left while driving and a Hofbauer was riding on the sidewalk.
Hofbauer by joey Raggggg November 12, 2012

Hallbauer 

A person of German, Polish, Irish, Russian, Native American, and Czech descent; A person who is strange but enchanting; People very talented in all things artistic; A family consisting primarily of females; A combination of cute and sexy; A vivid and astute dreamer; In a female: odd, charming, witty, adventurous, creative, loyal, and sexy. In a male: determined, charming, flirtatious, protective, ambitious, and always in the spotlight.
"They are Hallbauers."; "What a Hallbauer!"
Hallbauer by fox85 August 3, 2009

James Holzhaur 

James Holzhaur is a jeopardy champ he has currently won 22 consecutive games on jeopardy (with more to come!) and has won well over 1 million dollars so far. He is rapidly getting closer to the current record holder on jeopardy, Ken Jennings, who has won 74 consecutive games winning about 3 million dollars.
Did you see James Holzhaur on jeopardy last night?
Oh yeah, he won the final jeopardy !

James Holzhauer

A guy from Las Vegas who won a lot of money on Jeopardy! ($2,962,216, to be more specific) and made everyone else look bad whilst doing it. Is also very quick to roast someone if given the opportunity.
“Hey, have you seen that champion insert name here on Jeopardy? He’s awesome!”
“Meh. He’s good, but he’s no James Holzhauer.”
James Holzhauer by masterdoge987 November 29, 2022

Holzbaugh 

(n.) A holzbaugh is something that can neither be bought or sold. However, A holzbaugh is very likely to listen to Chris Brown. According to ledgend a Holzbaugh, will rear its head in the early hours of twilight only when Look At me Now is being played. On a scientific note Holzbaughs are more than likely to have crappy cars made of poo.

Things to help you point out Holzbaughs:
1. They sing Look at Me Now. Or say things like "I hat You", "woooooooooowwwwwaaaaa", "omg....damnit", "NarNar", also none for singing "get Pooped on".
2. They date cute lil women named Michelle.
3. when encountering one, you can make it evolve by peltting it with rocks, and sacrificing a goat to satan while screaming, HEZBOLLAHGESTAFALLAH.
Andrew Holzbaugh is not something you should look up on facebook.
Holzbaugh by southpkmaniac October 14, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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