Holzbauer 

The last name of people who succeed. People who have this last name are a important part of your life if you ever pass by them. They are chatty and are jokesters.

Girl: Did you see those Holzbauers?
Boy: I know they are so funny

Holzbauer by Potato15 February 25, 2021

Holzhauser 

a secret ninja that acts like a blonde. note: it will kill you!

Wow! I'd better watch out for that Holzhauser.

Holzhauser by Rh+S=<3 October 25, 2009

Hofbauer 

Someone that rides a tricycle to get around and likes going over bumps.

I looked to my left while driving and a Hofbauer was riding on the sidewalk.

Hofbauer by joey Raggggg November 12, 2012

Hallbauer 

A person of German, Polish, Irish, Russian, Native American, and Czech descent; A person who is strange but enchanting; People very talented in all things artistic; A family consisting primarily of females; A combination of cute and sexy; A vivid and astute dreamer; In a female: odd, charming, witty, adventurous, creative, loyal, and sexy. In a male: determined, charming, flirtatious, protective, ambitious, and always in the spotlight.

"They are Hallbauers."; "What a Hallbauer!"

Hallbauer by fox85 August 3, 2009

James Holzhaur 

James Holzhaur is a jeopardy champ he has currently won 22 consecutive games on jeopardy (with more to come!) and has won well over 1 million dollars so far. He is rapidly getting closer to the current record holder on jeopardy, Ken Jennings, who has won 74 consecutive games winning about 3 million dollars.

Did you see James Holzhaur on jeopardy last night?
Oh yeah, he won the final jeopardy !

James Holzhaur by RonSwanson44 May 19, 2019

James Holzhauer

A guy from Las Vegas who won a lot of money on Jeopardy! ($2,962,216, to be more specific) and made everyone else look bad whilst doing it. Is also very quick to roast someone if given the opportunity.

“Hey, have you seen that champion insert name here on Jeopardy? He’s awesome!”
“Meh. He’s good, but he’s no James Holzhauer.”

James Holzhauer by masterdoge987 November 29, 2022

Holzbaugh 

(n.) A holzbaugh is something that can neither be bought or sold. However, A holzbaugh is very likely to listen to Chris Brown. According to ledgend a Holzbaugh, will rear its head in the early hours of twilight only when Look At me Now is being played. On a scientific note Holzbaughs are more than likely to have crappy cars made of poo.

Things to help you point out Holzbaughs:
1. They sing Look at Me Now. Or say things like "I hat You", "woooooooooowwwwwaaaaa", "omg....damnit", "NarNar", also none for singing "get Pooped on".
2. They date cute lil women named Michelle.
3. when encountering one, you can make it evolve by peltting it with rocks, and sacrificing a goat to satan while screaming, HEZBOLLAHGESTAFALLAH.

Andrew Holzbaugh is not something you should look up on facebook.

Holzbaugh by southpkmaniac October 14, 2011