Holdems

Holdems are people who you hold for when ya main aint acting right your holding em for the side

Jaden: Awe u miss ya baby

Lilly: thats not my baby thats a holdem

Caniya: wtf are holdems
Lilly: its a side piece lol i have 3 holdems
Jaden: oh lol
Caniya: wow lilly

by stinka June 28, 2018

Omaha Holdem

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"

What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?

by River Dove February 19, 2004

hoo hoo holders

Hoo hoo holders are commonly known as bras because they hold hoo hoo's.

Please take your hoo hoo holders off the wash line honey babes. This is awkward for everybody.

by binxter2 January 7, 2012

Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.

Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later

by Web250 January 15, 2004

Thumb Holders

Thumb holders are another name for the back dimples on a chick because they serve as perfect thumb holders when plowing it doggy style.

Did you see Megan's thumb holders above her whale tail? I'd saddle up and ride.

by Jereth Cutestory June 24, 2010

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.

I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022