holems

Mistyped slang for a friend. Should be holmes.

(Using IM)
Cooldude940: Hey Pam!
LittlePam22: Hey holems!
Cooldude940: What the heck is a holems?
LittlePam22: I meant holmes...

by PamD July 31, 2006

Holmsey

Someone who cheats at Fantasy Football. They have little or no knowledge of the game and who the best players are so they rely on other people to pick their team and then take all the plaudits for other peoples success.

Did you know James picks his mums team? God she’s a real Holmsey!!!

by Cheadle Reds December 17, 2022

Holesome

Its the word "Wholesome" but with holes instead of wholes and another way to say "Lewd"

Person1: Hey I found something holesome to see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?

by Bootleg 7GrandDad May 28, 2020

snack holes

pockets

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some

by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

Ann's holes

That nasty type of holes you gotta give a goood smellin too

Clayton saw Ann last night after some drinks he smelled Ann's holes

by Ct jomes November 18, 2017

Holemates

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.

Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.

by moooooog35 October 7, 2009