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Hoisty Mcshving 

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them
Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!
Hoisty Mcshving by derekthethird December 3, 2009
Short for hooter hoister or a bra.
1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.
hoister by Don Garb July 31, 2005

Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck

hoitey toitey

Defines an average person, purchasing or owning something that is above them.
Instead of buying "Wonder Bread" in the bag, someone that was hoitey toitey would get a French Loaf
hoitey toitey by Kevin Val April 24, 2007
King of fire and most baller person ever
Man you see hoister today??

He burned that bitch and then made it rain!
Hoister by StonerGang420gang May 29, 2018

Hoisted by your own Piccard 

When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.
Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.