Hois

A very beautiful woman that goofy goofy mfers could only dream of

That hois sully got is bad asf I wish I had her.

by Sully59155 April 24, 2023

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hoist That Rag

1. The second song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. A sentiment based on the lyrics and tone of that song. To tell some one to 'Hoist That Rag' is to tell them that life is shit, but to stick it out.

God used me as hammer, boys
To beat his weary drum today

Hoist that rag

Hoist that rag

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.

"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

stein hoist

(stîn'·hoist), n. Social gathering in which one raises; elevates; esp., lifts with one's arm an earthenware mug filled with fermented liquor; esp., beer.

Dude, you were fucking hammered at that stein hoist last night!

by mentat1678 July 30, 2005

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015