Hoisington
A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!
Hoisington by wsjball November 4, 2009
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Hoisington
Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.
"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
Hoisington by Hotkoolaid10 July 13, 2011
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Hoisington drunk
When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.
Could also be called a “great bender”
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Hoisington drunk by Divebombs November 2, 2021
hotsington
Nickname for an extremely attractive English teacher that pretty much everyone would have the "hots" for if they laid eyes on her.
Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.
Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.
- Dude, Ms. Applewhite is such a total hotsington!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!
hotsington by DLabus December 13, 2008
hotsington
Nickname for an extremely attractive English teacher that pretty much everyone would have the "hots" for if they laid eyes on her.
Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.
Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.
- Dude, Ms. Applewhite is such a total hotsington!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!
hotsington by Labus December 12, 2008
Hopkington
A town approximately 26 miles west of Boston that was disrespected and humiliated by the CVS corporation. CVS blackballed Hopkington's local pharmacy by terminating their Caremark contract around the same time planned to open a competing location across the street. After months of litigation and local opposition and protest CVS prevailed. Then, in a triumphant Fuck You to the residents they put up a help wanted sign that misspelled the name of the town.
Hopkington by Sam Bell 5 September 5, 2016
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