Hogwood

A very strange man who often falls in love with his best friends, regardless of their gender.

Has a tendency to get erect in random situations and has a preference for anal sex.

"That guys really creepy!"

"Yeah, he's a Hogwood"

Hogwood by JesperCouldragon October 14, 2008

Hogwood

A strange creature from the hills of the English Midlands. Rarely sighted, it is an icon for many gay men as its legend entails extreme homosexuality.

"That thing over there looks really gay!"
"Yeah, could be the Hogwood."

Hogwood by Ridicule January 13, 2009

Nathan Horwood 

A chemistry teacher with a dump truck of a booty

Dam that girl is a Nathan horwood

Nathan Horwood by LilJimmy69 February 25, 2020

Liam Hopwood 

the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.

- from the most adoring wife

jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."

Liam Hopwood by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

Hopwood squad 

6 or more bald ass middle aged teachers with receading hairlines and the biggest foreheads you could as for plastic surgery or not, where their only goal in life is bully others but then somehow bully themselves

1 member of the Hopwood squad: bald ass hopwood in the flesh, here comes the hopwood squad.
Another member: you sho...
1st hopwood:shut up hopwood
2nd member:sorry hopwood
3rd one: look whos balding!
1st one: Oh My God!
All together: hop hop hopity hopwood hop hop hopity hopwood
/And scene\

Hopwood squad by Hopwood man November 18, 2019

Hopwood 

Usually a family with a few good children but one of them is just a fucking annoying bitch usually having a D in their name.

Hey Scott you see those people over there it’s definitely a Hopwood family cause that Drew looking mother fucker looks annoying as fuck

Hopwood by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021

Lewis Hopwood 

A useless piece of shit who resembles munters across the world. He is usually the kind of guy who would fist a dog just for the pleasure of doing so. Tendancies are, having long hair, smelling of a bag of dead cats, looking like a frozen scrotum and reasonably tall. He enjoys gaming however he is very poor at the majority of games, other than Call Of Duty, he is just above average however usually with a very low K/D ratio.

munter dead cats jews cod call of duty game xbox lewis hopwood boy man ugly Lewis Hopwood

Lewis Hopwood by That Jewish Guy August 12, 2012