Hogwoof

To inhale food without chewing.

"Did you see that b*tch hogwoof that Twinkie?"

by BlueTalon May 7, 2021

Hogwoodinization

An impression of the fire breathing demon from a far away land, who enjoys torturing innocent children.

I saw the funniest Hogwoodinization yesterday by my friends who hate the devil just as much.

by ChogH June 8, 2011

Hogwood

A very strange man who often falls in love with his best friends, regardless of their gender.

Has a tendency to get erect in random situations and has a preference for anal sex.

"That guys really creepy!"

"Yeah, he's a Hogwood"

by JesperCouldragon October 14, 2008

Hogwood

A strange creature from the hills of the English Midlands. Rarely sighted, it is an icon for many gay men as its legend entails extreme homosexuality.

"That thing over there looks really gay!"
"Yeah, could be the Hogwood."

by Ridicule January 13, 2009