Hoffling
When you are walking towards some one and you both obstruct each other’s way several times - hoffling.
Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007
Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007
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hoeflinger
Noun - Has more than one meaning. One definition is being a fighter. This person is a master in the art of beating hoes down with no mercy. Additionally, it can be used as another term for pimpin and/or being a playa. This person can pimp hoes like nobody business.
Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.
Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.
After a hoe slept with Nikki's man, Nikki called on her Hoeflinger to whoop that hoe ass.
Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.
Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.
hoeflinger by Nikkibish May 9, 2014
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Hofling
Vincent Hoefling
otherwise known as pussy crusher or a gut splitter. A Vincent Hoefling normally wields a above average clog monger for destroying his female opponents.
Vincent Hoefling by dkevans89 April 19, 2018
fart huffling
when someone overpraises and flexes their achievements or anything they own to the point where they're sucking themselves off. however, said thing is not that impressive.
Person 1: Look at this painting I did for art class! Can't you see the amount of effort I put into it? The skillful work of paint? Blah blah
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling
fart huffling by Zxi_Shitou May 7, 2023
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