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Hoffling 

When you are walking towards some one and you both obstruct each other’s way several times - hoffling.

Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007
stop hoffling me
Hoffling by Wherestay December 14, 2019
Words you can keep

hoeflinger 

Noun - Has more than one meaning. One definition is being a fighter. This person is a master in the art of beating hoes down with no mercy. Additionally, it can be used as another term for pimpin and/or being a playa. This person can pimp hoes like nobody business.

Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.
After a hoe slept with Nikki's man, Nikki called on her Hoeflinger to whoop that hoe ass.

Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.
hoeflinger by Nikkibish May 9, 2014
The feeling you get when you knock someone out
“When I hit that person I felt proper hofling”
Hofling by Humly November 14, 2019
To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
Hoffing by Tyney August 4, 2009

heffling 

THE BEST WORD. YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL HEFFLINGS. A heffling is also your last life form. Or an annoying alarm clock
Wake up little HEFFLING its one am
heffling by Pename12 March 3, 2018

Vincent Hoefling 

otherwise known as pussy crusher or a gut splitter. A Vincent Hoefling normally wields a above average clog monger for destroying his female opponents.
That chick is nasty, shes been destroyed by a Vincent Hoefling.
Vincent Hoefling by dkevans89 April 19, 2018

fart huffling

when someone overpraises and flexes their achievements or anything they own to the point where they're sucking themselves off. however, said thing is not that impressive.
Person 1: Look at this painting I did for art class! Can't you see the amount of effort I put into it? The skillful work of paint? Blah blah
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling
fart huffling by Zxi_Shitou May 7, 2023
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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