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hoeflinger 

Noun - Has more than one meaning. One definition is being a fighter. This person is a master in the art of beating hoes down with no mercy. Additionally, it can be used as another term for pimpin and/or being a playa. This person can pimp hoes like nobody business.

Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.
After a hoe slept with Nikki's man, Nikki called on her Hoeflinger to whoop that hoe ass.

Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.
hoeflinger by Nikkibish May 9, 2014
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Hoeflicker 

a total bad ass who has many professional skills
DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER
Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

hoefinger 

the act of smelling like a vagina.
after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

Haefliger 

A raging but classy group of homosexuals.
Those rabbits sure are a bunch of haefligers.
Haefliger by kimo26 January 7, 2019

hollinger 

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.
Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.
hollinger by mangoman January 21, 2007

Mrs. Hetlinger 

a nasty witch that can't teach for shit and deserves to suck on satan toes
Mrs. Hetlinger can't teach, you should knock her up Jim. might improve her teaching
Mrs. Hetlinger by Underaged onion August 28, 2018

hoeliner 

Eyebrow pencil used to draw a black "accent" line around women's lips. Usually accompanied by shiny lip gloss or bright red lipstick.
Even if she doesn't put on any other makeup, she won't be seen in public without her hoeliner.
hoeliner by TWP August 22, 2012
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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