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Vincent Hoefling 

otherwise known as pussy crusher or a gut splitter. A Vincent Hoefling normally wields a above average clog monger for destroying his female opponents.
That chick is nasty, shes been destroyed by a Vincent Hoefling.
Vincent Hoefling by dkevans89 April 19, 2018

hoeflinger 

Noun - Has more than one meaning. One definition is being a fighter. This person is a master in the art of beating hoes down with no mercy. Additionally, it can be used as another term for pimpin and/or being a playa. This person can pimp hoes like nobody business.

Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.
After a hoe slept with Nikki's man, Nikki called on her Hoeflinger to whoop that hoe ass.

Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.
hoeflinger by Nikkibish May 9, 2014

hoefinger 

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005
The feeling you get when you knock someone out
When I hit that person I felt proper hofling”
Hofling by Humly November 14, 2019

Hoffling 

When you are walking towards some one and you both obstruct each other’s way several times - hoffling.

Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007
stop hoffling me
Hoffling by Wherestay December 14, 2019
Someone who is a hoe, but not yet a full hoe.
Look at that hoeling, on the road to full Hoedom.

Go get them Hoechievements!
Hoeling by KonekoMegami August 6, 2017