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To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 04, 2009
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The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself
"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"
by Falken41241 December 08, 2015
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To exhale your breath and create a fog on something .

Cd/glasses/window
I always see gary hoffing on his glasses because they get dirty alot it seems...
by Loyalty is rare today June 12, 2018
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