Hoffing 

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

Hoffing by Tyney August 4, 2009

hoffing 

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

hoffing by ladybugg1 November 4, 2009

hoffing 

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

hoffing by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing 

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

Hoffing by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

Hoffing 

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

Hoffing by Falken41241 December 8, 2015

hoffing 

Using an off-highway vehicle to create dust clouds when riding in tandem.

She led a group of riders today on a 30-mile run, enjoying hoffing all those riding behind her in tandem.

hoffing by Trela727 November 8, 2018

Hoffing

Hoffing
present participle of hof
hof
verb

To be doing the Wim Hof Method breathing technique / Tummo Breathing.

Never to be done while driving, operating machinery, in water, standing up, or anywhere it's not safe to faint or trip. Only when safely sitting comfortably or laying down, and relaxed. It does not work unless you're relaxed. Then it's simply 30 breaths of breathing in fully, and letting go the exhale to neutral, no gaps between inhalation/exhalation, keeping breath moving, no pausing. After 30(+) breaths of "Fully in, Letting go", just stop at end of the last exhale to neutral. Just be. No breathing. Relaxed. For as however long as is comfortable. When you feel the need to breath (no straining to over-extend the hold), breath in fully, belly, chest, head. Hold, 10-15 seconds, squeezing from base of spine to head, and then let it go. That is one round of Hoffing. And again, safety first. Never while hof while driving or in water. You be Hoffing for many rounds, across many months, even years, only ever getting to the calm shallows with it, and mistaking that as safe and familiar, but then one time you may hit the deeper levels, pass out, go floppy, go for a little 15 second psychedelilc trip, have uncontrollable muscle spasms for a few seconds. So never do it anywhere that could cause injury, accidents, drownings, death, etc. Hof responsibly.

"The people were hoffing before going into the cold."

"She came out of the water, and hoffed back into equalibrium, before going back in."

"He had to hof out of a high inflammatory autoimmune condition to escape."

"Hof it up dude, yeah! Don't fight it. Go with it. Let it take you."

"He's Hoffing?! Isn't that the thing from that freaky cult that does Tummo Breathing and Ice Baths? Didn't some people die doing that?"

Hoffing by digitteknohippie July 19, 2026