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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.
You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.
Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010
When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.
You're such a hoeith.
hoeith by Speigalman December 12, 2014
It is a pidgin word that means Hello / What's up / How is it and it also is a South African slang meaning the same thing, Hello / What's Up / How is it.
Hooo brah, howzit! -- Pidgin

Howzit. - South African Slang
Howzit by curtaincall April 1, 2009
The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

hoebitch 

hoebitch is the combination of hoe and bitch...it often refers 2 a slutty person.
dat hoebitch is all up on ma man.
hoebitch by Anonymous April 18, 2003