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When a pretty woman who doesn"t know how to dress ( think valley girls on steriods) takes make up and glamour way too far and like Heidi Montage, starts lookin' real fake.
Tony: Why Kim, I see that you have changed your look.

Kim: Yes Tony I got Botox.

Tony: Kim, you must have gotten Hoetox too cuz your boobs are hangin' out under your shirt.
Hoetox by christee146 March 28, 2011
Words you can keep
hoetown is the place where your mind goes everytime time you think of the sex-related meaning of common word or phrase.
jon: bruh come fast
des:(with a smirk) that's what she said
jon: bitch get your mind out of hoetown
hoetown by rollingmuchachos March 14, 2021
So overwhelmingly beautiful men are intimidated to approach.
The beautiful girl by the bar is so hotoxic that a guy hasn't hit on her all night.
hotoxic by Philly Chi Town Connection December 20, 2008

hoetosynthesis 

When a female survives off of attention, much like a plant uses sunlight. She absorbs the attention through her skin and turns it into nutrients.
Tina is such an attention whore, she probably uses hoetosynthesis.
hoetosynthesis by dayday.dm21 January 23, 2015
To go through a detox from your ex for a period of time. Usually at least 60 days.
Jodi keeps going back to John and needs a serious hetox to get over him.
hetox by Kimber E October 8, 2007

shetox/hetox 

A "shetox" or a "hetox" are both essentially a cleansing of the opposite sex from one's life. They can be focused on one individual (cleansing one's ex-boyfriend or girlfriend from one's life) or they can be a result of a stressful period of time that involves too much dating/random sex.

A spin-off of the term "detox", in which one cleanses their body from built up toxins by only eating certain healthy foods and not ingesting any processed foods, alcohol or drugs (caffeine included) for a set amount of time (usually 30 days, or less for more intensive detoxes), a shetox/hetox involves going for 60 days or more without ANY interaction with the opposite sex, i.e. NO phone calls, no emails, NO text messages, NO dating, NO sex, NO CONTACT, NO MATTER WHAT.

The point of the shetox/hetox is to clear one's mind and rebalance one's emotions after a time of particularly intense mental and emotional stress and/or heartache. Put simply, a hetox/shetox allows one to focus on oneself and get back to a place of healthy heart and mind, and basically, to get over the ex.
The break-up was so ugly that the couple mutually decided to embark on a 60 day shetox/hetox from each other.
shetox/hetox by Katie Carlson May 27, 2008
Similar to botox, but applied mainly to the face and chest area of porn actresses for the money shot.
"In the next scene Jenna Jamison takes a huge dose of hotox from Peter North."
hotox by King Salami July 25, 2008
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